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Post by malcolm on Nov 12, 2010 21:22:12 GMT 1
Some Imponderables:
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
How is it that whenever I ring a wrong number it's never engaged?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
If a man says something in the woods and there are no women to hear him there, is he still wrong?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If the police arrest a mime artist, do they tell him he has the right to remain motionless?
Why is there only one monopolies commission?
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