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Post by malcolm on Dec 11, 2010 1:47:20 GMT 1
Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers.
Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy 'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me says an obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy ''to a tractor ."
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Post by malcolm on Dec 11, 2010 1:47:40 GMT 1
This morning we woke up to find all the doors and windows flung wide open and everything taken.
What sort of scum would do that to an advent calendar?
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Post by Admin Mal on Jan 31, 2011 2:20:44 GMT 1
Warning:
If you get an e mail warning you that eating tinned pork can give you swine flu, delete it.
Its Spam
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Post by Admin Mal on Mar 21, 2011 15:20:57 GMT 1
Dear Duck, Do not cross the road. Trust me, you will never ever hear the end of it.
Yours Sincerely.
The Chicken.
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Post by georgeg1 on Sept 17, 2011 19:09:04 GMT 1
2 elderly gentlemen sitting in the garden of the care home and one says... yea know Slim am 83 and full of aches and pains, your about my age, how are you doing? Slim says, a feel like a Baby... really.. the other man says.. Yes says Slim, Bald no teeth and Ive just wet my pants !!!!!
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Post by georgeg1 on Sept 17, 2011 19:14:14 GMT 1
Young pregnant Scottish girl phones her father at midnight and says can you pick me up, I think my waters broken. Father says where are you ringing from? Daughter replies, from my nickers to my feet.
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