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Post by mucklelaalie on Jan 23, 2007 21:36:07 GMT 1
I have had a bit of a ghostly/spirit run in... joost a peerie bit scary! Won't say when and where... don't want to freak out the owner and occupier of house in question (not that the person it seemed to be is anybody ever to be scared of... mind you, i never met him... was spirited away before i was born... he seemed quite interested in some piano playing though )
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Post by Admin Mal on Jan 23, 2007 22:18:37 GMT 1
Hi. Mrgluss. its nice an quite da night..I notice Alky da barmaids off da night,,its probably stress, whos da new barmaid, looks familiar, I think its Fifi frae da shetlink forum, she must have relocated tae Northmavine.. anyway iam getting da drinks what are you all having...whit do you mean Fifi, you dont except Northmavine twentys, an here I printed thousands o dem..ok Mrgluss pit dem on da fire............. ;D ;D ;D Ho yuss - I've definitely been outed now.... We all take turns behind the bar, George. It'll be your turn soon! Aha!! So it was you who printed the Northmavine twentys!! I was asked today in Lerwick if it was me who printed them! <How dare he. How very dare he. And an ex-Northmavine resident too.. > Fifi
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Post by georgeg on Jan 24, 2007 10:06:14 GMT 1
hi.Fifi.. I see that Alkas back, she still looks a wee bit pale, dont know whether its still the stress thing, or maybe she read that story that benji put in the forum, the spookie one, it fair startled me, and brought back old memorys of a very scary thing that happened to me..so I think I will have a half and a pint, and what can I get you Fifi,- - Fifi,- -Fifi.- where are you, god shes disappeared as well................. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by georgeg on Jan 24, 2007 22:21:47 GMT 1
Hello Alky. whit a day I have had, pour me a double and sit doon and I will tell you.. ye widna believe how my day started..I was wakened at 5.30 this morning by the most horrendous noise I have ever heard..it came frae the front door, it was the police bashing doon my door, they dragged me oot my bed, and as you know, I dont wear anything at night, I was a bit embarrassed as you know what men are like at that time o day..anyway they had a search warrant tae search ma hoose, mumbling something about a printing press..I protested my innocence but they widna listen tae me, and dragged me oot tae the black maria, then hurtled doon tae Lerwick tae interogate me, talk about quantanemo bay its got nothing on the cop shop in the toon, anyway they got nothing oot o me and had to let me go..cause they forgot to search my shed,,,,oooops. where can I hide Alky hiv you got any room at your bit..... ;D. ;D. ;D. ;D
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Post by georgeg on Jan 24, 2007 22:27:31 GMT 1
Which wan o yous shopped me tae the police about they North Mavine twenties I printed. oooops. Iam in for it noo... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by benjiesmum on Jan 25, 2007 6:14:40 GMT 1
:oOh dear, I do think George is getting into a great deal of trouble. I think he's going off the rails a bit. Do you think those barmaids are leading him astray? I am beginning to get very worried............maybe it's an ASBO you'll be needing, George, to keep you safe.... Arrested at 5.30 a.m. Causing a public affray (no clothes on - in this weather too!) In the pub by 9.30 a.m. Admitting to the crime of forgery by 9.27 p.m. (and if you're going to do that I'd go for fifties rather that mere twenties) Drinking doubles Shouldn't you be doing a bit of CQing George? That'd keep you on the straight and narrow!!! And next stop Guantanemo Bay - well at least your call sign would be the one everyone was after there. Not many hams in Cuba!!! ;D
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Post by georgeg on Jan 25, 2007 7:28:24 GMT 1
I think you are right Benji, I have never been right since Alkapop skelped me on my head with that glass. he. he. I had a qsl with a ham many years ago in Quantamino bay. I did not realise it was on Cuba, I had to check it out..if I had known what I know now about the place. I would not have bothered..
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Post by georgeg on Jan 25, 2007 7:55:44 GMT 1
Hello Alky, your looking real pretty this morning. but I think you could do with a shave and a bit o make-up on............George.. why are you talking to the mirror..sorry Alky. I forgot to put my specs on..Its an age thing Alky..anyway Iam off to court this morning, I have been called as a prosecution witness, against your crazy sister Alkapop, hope they put her in the stocks and throw away the key. er. or should that be, in the cell then throw away da key... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by georgeg on Jan 25, 2007 9:04:11 GMT 1
Hello lads and lasses, is it no a wee bit early for you lot to be in da pub this early, Iam only in because Iam up in court dis morning, and I need a wee dram to calm my nerves, I only wish that Alkys sister hidna hit me, cause when she did, my false teeth fell oot an broke on da floor, now Iam left with a gaping hole in my mooth, it seems to have left me with a bit o an imp---emp---amp---impe---imped---impedi---impediment..thank god I got that oot.. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by georgeg on Jan 25, 2007 13:38:15 GMT 1
What a day its been in the courtroom, the first case was an old pensioner, nicked for stubbing oot her f*g at the market cross, she couldna walk too well, so they lifted her into the dock, poor wee thing, I think the judge was in a bit o a bad mood this morning, cause he found her guilty before she could even plead not guilty..but she got a lenient sentence at least, she was fined three hundred pounds and banned from smoking for a year...serves her right... NEXT CASE...was Alkys sister Alkapop..dressed in a tight fitting, low cut, slinky little number, well you should have seen the court ushers rushing to help her into the dock, but they were too late, the old judge beat them to it. I thought it was quite funny because in the fight between the ushers and the judge his wig was knocked off and he was quite bald..anyway the court usher asked her to plead.. guilty or not guilty..before she had a chance to reply the old judge shouted not guilty, then exepted his plea..and told her she was a free woman..then he asked her for her telephone number...CASE CLOSED..... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by georgeg on Jan 25, 2007 16:11:11 GMT 1
Will I or wont I.. canna make mae mind up..ok I will go, nae changed mae mind Im no going..I might go, god sake this is pure murder, do you think I should go..or do you think I should stay at home.. I want to go. but something is telling me not to go..im feart tae go, but im getting really desperate. I think I will go, but what if Alkapops there way da judge..hes got my card marked, no im no going, changed my mind, im going..see you there..hope I behave myself, and dat nutcase better no skelp me ower da heed again, cause I just got my new teeth frae da Brae dentists today, een a dont want them broken again..cheers.......
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Post by mucklelaalie on Jan 25, 2007 16:28:32 GMT 1
all this court room shinanigans... its like my educational theory being played out in real life scenario's right before my eyes... *drama-y*
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Post by benjiesmum on Jan 25, 2007 19:12:24 GMT 1
I can't wait for the next installment - it's better than any soap on TV. I'm here, clutching my mouse waiting with baited breath!
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Post by georgeg on Jan 25, 2007 23:39:00 GMT 1
Hello everyone, nice to see the pub so busy, even David has came up from Edinburgh..its real nice to be in the comfort o your pals..its got awful quiet now, why are you all staring at me..I was going to tell you all a wee ghost story, who turned the lights down, and whats that odd noise coming from the cellar, it sounds like something dragging over the floor, heindal and benji you both look like your coming down with something, your faces have got awful white, mhay and pat where are you off too..and you Alky, why is your hand shaking so much, you just spilt my drink, hope your not going to charge me for it..anyway lets get on with the story..on the other hand im a bit tired, I think I will just get off to my bed...........see you all tomorrow.......... ;D
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Post by georgeg on Jan 26, 2007 10:49:27 GMT 1
I think I will go to the Magnies rest, and see how the punters are feeling tonight..some o them didna look to well the other night, must have been going down with something nasty..or maybe they took offence at something I said.he.he..........hello alkapop, how did you get on with da judge the other night, I was a bit surprised that you went oot with him, because he is really ugly, old, and he is a baldy heeded old git, wis that your way o thanking him for letting you off with GBH...my head is still reeling from where you skelpt me with that glass, I had to get eight stitches in my head..you dont have to apologise to me Alkapop, just give me a double, and forget it happened, ok..by the way, do you like my new set o teeth I had to get, because o you....that was a real plow o yours to wear that slinky outfit to wear at da court, I think you should wear it in da maggnies, bet it would swell da numbers in hear....I think I will narate a wee true story da night..about something I thought was real scary, that happened to me many years ago, when I was on a fishing trip down in Mauchline in ayrshire..the day started as any other normal day but as...................................where are you off to Alkapop, come back, I havent even started yet...............bleeding hell, she is off, and trying to run like the clappers....... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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